{"id":502,"date":"2013-11-24T16:32:54","date_gmt":"2013-11-24T05:32:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.panicola.com\/?p=502"},"modified":"2013-11-24T16:33:08","modified_gmt":"2013-11-24T05:33:08","slug":"whosover-pulleth-this-sword-from-this-stone-and-can-eat-just-two-or-three-of-these-double-chocolate-amaretto-things-without-finishing-the-whole-box-shall-be-king-born-of-england","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.panicola.com\/?p=502","title":{"rendered":"Whosover pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.panicola.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/double-chocolate-amaretto-things-131125_cartoon_098_a17775_p465.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-503\" alt=\"double chocolate amaretto things 131125_cartoon_098_a17775_p465\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.panicola.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/double-chocolate-amaretto-things-131125_cartoon_098_a17775_p465-300x265.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"265\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.panicola.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/double-chocolate-amaretto-things-131125_cartoon_098_a17775_p465-300x265.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blog.panicola.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/double-chocolate-amaretto-things-131125_cartoon_098_a17775_p465.jpg 465w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Whosover pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Whosover pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25,13,22,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-502","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-new-yorker-cartoons","category-nutrition","category-policy","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.panicola.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/502","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.panicola.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.panicola.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.panicola.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.panicola.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=502"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/blog.panicola.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/502\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":505,"href":"https:\/\/blog.panicola.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/502\/revisions\/505"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.panicola.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=502"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.panicola.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=502"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.panicola.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=502"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}