{"id":868,"date":"2014-01-06T20:18:49","date_gmt":"2014-01-06T09:18:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.panicola.com\/?p=868"},"modified":"2014-01-06T20:18:49","modified_gmt":"2014-01-06T09:18:49","slug":"rejection-letter-excellence","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.panicola.com\/?p=868","title":{"rendered":"rejection letter excellence&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.panicola.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/bic_pens_complaint_FB_20140105_14_30_06_Saved_Picture.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-869\" alt=\"bic_pens_complaint_FB_20140105_14_30_06_Saved_Picture\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.panicola.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/bic_pens_complaint_FB_20140105_14_30_06_Saved_Picture.jpg\" width=\"720\" height=\"524\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.panicola.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/bic_pens_complaint_FB_20140105_14_30_06_Saved_Picture.jpg 720w, https:\/\/blog.panicola.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/bic_pens_complaint_FB_20140105_14_30_06_Saved_Picture-300x218.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blog.panicola.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/bic_pens_complaint_FB_20140105_14_30_06_Saved_Picture-624x454.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Having spoken to our team of engineers, we cannot ascertain why one of the medium point BIC crystal ball point pens that you purchased &#8220;only draws massive cocks&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Having spoken to our team of engineers, we cannot ascertain why one of the medium point BIC crystal ball point pens that you purchased &#8220;only draws massive cocks&#8221;. &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-868","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-silly"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.panicola.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/868","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.panicola.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.panicola.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.panicola.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.panicola.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=868"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.panicola.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/868\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":870,"href":"https:\/\/blog.panicola.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/868\/revisions\/870"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.panicola.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=868"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.panicola.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=868"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.panicola.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=868"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}