{"id":988,"date":"2014-01-12T09:26:10","date_gmt":"2014-01-11T22:26:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.panicola.com\/?p=988"},"modified":"2014-01-12T09:27:26","modified_gmt":"2014-01-11T22:27:26","slug":"new-yorker-flowers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.panicola.com\/?p=988","title":{"rendered":"New Yorker: Flowers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.panicola.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/140113_cartoon_057_a17942_p465_flowers.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-989\" alt=\"140113_cartoon_057_a17942_p465_flowers\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.panicola.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/140113_cartoon_057_a17942_p465_flowers.jpg\" width=\"465\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.panicola.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/140113_cartoon_057_a17942_p465_flowers.jpg 465w, https:\/\/blog.panicola.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/140113_cartoon_057_a17942_p465_flowers-300x290.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 465px) 100vw, 465px\" \/><\/a>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I want some flowers that say &#8216;Here, have some friggin&#8217; flowers.'&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8221; &nbsp; &#8220;I want some flowers that say &#8216;Here, have some friggin&#8217; flowers.&#8217;&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-988","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-new-yorker-cartoons","category-silly"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.panicola.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/988","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.panicola.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.panicola.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.panicola.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.panicola.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=988"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.panicola.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/988\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":990,"href":"https:\/\/blog.panicola.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/988\/revisions\/990"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.panicola.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=988"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.panicola.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=988"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.panicola.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=988"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}